when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
10 things our kids will never understand…
limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory
Oh god. Cartriges. Limewire.
reading the first question on a test you know nothing about
please watch this vine
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
a discussion on sexual orientation
Bae: come over
Me: I can’t, I’m paying Dragon Age 2
Bae: my parents aren’t home
Me: my mom literally just got kidnapped by a serial killer
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away