gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 36,164 notes

coutois:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Oh god. Cartriges. Limewire.

2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 84,074 notes

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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3 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 28,193 notes
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superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

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vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

4 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 17,227 notes
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spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

6 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 573,020 notes

a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
7 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 101,938 notes

isabela-stole-my-book:

Bae: come over

Me: I can’t, I’m paying Dragon Age 2

Bae: my parents aren’t home

Me: my mom literally just got kidnapped by a serial killer

7 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 413 notes
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saturgay:

[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]

8 hours ago on September 21st | J | 167,944 notes

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

9 hours ago on September 21st | J | 216,476 notes